i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I look better un-naked...
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
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