I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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