i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's official drugs can't kill me
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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