I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
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an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
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I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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