Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
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