he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
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i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
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I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
My dad just said "fuck circus"
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
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