I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
Randomize
