obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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