It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
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Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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