He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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