I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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