after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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