used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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