Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
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explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
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we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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