My girlfriend figured out who you are.
Sorry, I don't speak sober.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
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