i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
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Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
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I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.