That's when you crack a 10am beer
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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