I just had a librarian tell me that "wikipedia is like sex"
When he expanded on the analogy it actually made sense. "you're going to do it either way, so I'm just going to tell you how to do it safely."
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
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We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
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Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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