Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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