friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
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It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
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I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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