I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
P.S. I just watched The Muppets. I feel like I just got a sadness enema.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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