i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
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But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Listen, she cheated on him first. I've known both of them since we were 12. They have no secrets from me. And yes, as a matter of fact, I absolutely did enjoy screaming out his name into his, soon to be, ex wife's pillow.
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