Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
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"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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