come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
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