I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I'm now consulting a magic eight ball on all major life decisions. On another note I think I have chlamydia.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Randomize
