I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I only get hit on by people going through their midlife crisis. Yes, I did purposely write that gender neutral.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
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