Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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