That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
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Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
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I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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