I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
Randomize
