Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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