Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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