drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
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