My vagina just recognized that song.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
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it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
i think i might be a female sloth
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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