I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
sooo....i just remembered that someone fed me a pretzel out of their purse at the bar last night.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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