Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
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i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
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