so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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