we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
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L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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