THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
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Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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