ya dads aren't the best wingmen
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
