I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
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