if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I'm hiding in my office refusing to turn the light on holding puke down stealing and shoveling down the meeting snacks and regretting my poor life choices. goldfish crackers are like crack to me right now. how is your day?
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