I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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