I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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