i permit you to call me
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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