He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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