I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
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