That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
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I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
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She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
walk of shame. I'm wearing my rain jacket over my dragon costume. My tail keeps dragging in the rain.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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