oh fat girl friday strikes again...
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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