I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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