She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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