You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
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Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
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It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.