Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
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We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
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Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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