Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Randomize
