: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
he shaved USA in his pubs
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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