My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Randomize
