This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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