I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
