this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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