I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
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